About
My name is Sam, I didn’t get to choose that, my human Callum chose it for me. More to the point he added a Diamond after it. Makes me sound like some 70’s detective story, sort of Eddie Shoestring but slightly more up market. Anyway it does mean if the humans end up buying me a dog coat, I’m expecting a dirty raincoat style thing and maybe a stoopid hat. I say humans because there are more than one, while Callum is my primary human there are secondary humans, Kieran and Monst. No doubt they’ll be around here too. If you haven’t worked it out yet, I’m a dog, a silver dapple miniature dachshund to be precise, I even have the paperwork to prove it. Still as they say ‘Life’s a bitch, mind you so was my Mum!’
